"They have podracing on Malastare. Very fast, very dagerous." - Qui Gon Jinn
"Ben did not tell you everything about me."
"He told be enough. You killed my father."
"No. I AM your father." "No... No... That's impossible... Nooooo!!!!" - Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker
"So, wesa be makin you Bombad General."
"General!?!? (Faints)"- Boss Rugor Nass and Jar Jar Binks
(Last one, funniest one too)
"Its a clear desa Separatists made a pact witha desa Federation du Trade. Senators! Dellow felegates! In response to this direct threat to the Repiblic, mesa propose that the Senate give immediatley all emergency powers to the Supreme Chancellor!" -Jar Jar Binks (as if you couldn't tell)