Off Topic Topic

Listen, I'm sorry.
Don't answer my question. If you don't want me to talk to you about it, I won't. Can we start oer? Please?
Hi, I'm Blaze.

my name is bob ^^ i gots a job! i like corn on the cob

Thanks, Gav. Or... Bob. *Hugz*

To answer Blaze's question..

I have no idea D| I don't go to church, although I do believe there's something out there. But since so many people believe in different divine figures I have no idea. I'm a philosopher. o3o

If you don't mind, (seriously, if you don't want me to, I won't!)
I would like it if I could talk to you about Christianity. I can take it to PM if you would rather.

"Its a terrible pun. A terrible, horrible, mized-up pun."

Oh, dang. No, thank you.

Personally I'm much more interested in the Greeks that any other religion.

Although I'm still undecided.

Hmm...
Okay. Suit yourself.

I'm not an athiest or anything.. jsut undecided.

And very slightly because I don't want to be blamed if I believe in one thing.. and then it turns out that something else if ruling over us |D

And I just believe that, depending on who you believe in, makes that person/people real. Or something.

I'M WEIRD. IGNORE MEHHHH.

*raises eyebrow*
Kay. Sure... Sure... Let's change the subject.

who's heard of Wicca?

Sounds like a tree.

It's a type of plant. Or farm animal. Or movie/book/video game.

?!

its a witchcraft baiscly. but not evil or anything, anything you do comes back at you 3 fold so if you do evil, your gonna be in trouble. its mainly about being close to nature and so on. i think its really cool, but i dont want to do spells or anything but i do believe there is magick in the world. Its just you have to find it

I'm not having anything to do with it then.
Let's change the subject ENTIRLEY.

So has anyone heard of Clovefield before? The movie?

heard of it, never saw it

Awesome movie. I haven't seen it, although I've looked up a lot on it. I wanna parasite as a pet. |D

XD only you Spark

i love Coraline

I love Cloverfield. And I seriosuly want one of those parasite thingies. Guard dogs that make people explode.

O_O plz dont asplode meh

Piggy!

/headesk

Carl: "We shoudlnt be tampering with the space-time continum."
Timmy: "Dontcha mean 'jampering?' They replace all the t's with j's in this world."

Not very entertaining to me, sorry.

I just seem to be more mature than my age/appearance persists. I get the joke, it just isn't funny.

I'm "gifted", supposedly. Anyway, here's something I find mildy enjoyable:

[ open on suburban kitchen, as Wife, fixing breakfast, grabs a jar ]

Announcer: Opening jars. Every time, it's the same old story...

[ footage turns black and white, with "Dramatization" tag, as Wife twists and turns the jar's lid ]

Announcer: The twisting and turning...

[ cut to Wife rubbing her sore wrists ]

Announcer: The aching and straining...

[ cut to Wife trying to loosen the jar's lid with hot water from the sink, burning her hands in the process ]

Announcer: The scalding and burning...

[ cut to wife smacking the jar against the counter ]

Announcer: The swinging and striking...

[ the jar ricochets off the counter, striking her Husband across the head and knocking him to the floor ]

Announcer: The panicking...

[ cut to Wife dragging her Husband's dead, bloodies body across the floor ]

Announcer: The dragging...

[ cut to Wife, frustrated, digging her Husband's grave in the back yard ]

Announcer: The digging and burying...

[ cut to two police officers at the front door, questioning the Wife on her missing husband's whereabouts ]

Announcer: The lying and stalling...

[ she shoves one of the officers aside and runs for it, as he returns fire with his tazer ]

Announcer: The resisting and tazing...

[ cut to Judge banging gavel ]

Announcer: The sentencing and convicting...

[ cut to Wife being locked up in jail cell ]

Announcer: The shackling and imprisonment...

[ cut to Wife in jail cell hitting all-nighters with stacks of law books ]

Announcer: The studying and appealing...

[ cut to Wife carving a gun out of a bar of soap ]

Announcer: The plotting and scheming...

[ cut to Wife leading foot chase, as officers pursue her with dogs ]

Announcer: The barking and the shooting...

[ cut to Wife hiding inside a sewage pipe ]

Wife: There's got to be a better way!

[ product slide rises ]

Announcer: Now there is -- thanks to Jar Glove!

[ cut to Wife holding a jar with one hand, and wearing a jar glove on the other ]

Announcer: Jar Glove. The better way.

[ she gently twists the lid off the jar and smiles ]

[ return to product slide ]

Announcer: Now only $19.95, plus shipping and handling.

O_o
Thatz funneh.

A man walks into a bar with a lizard perched on his shoulder. The man says to the bartender, "Give me a light beer." And pointing to the lizard, he says, "And a guiness for Tiny here." Puring the drinks, the bartender asks, "Why do you call him Tiny?" "Obviously," he man replies, "Because he's my newt."

Get it?